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Shamina (girl) and Shamenis (boy), mascots of Shamlicht Kids Club.

Shamlicht Kids Club is a disorganization for Discordian, SubGenius, Pastafarian, and other kids. It was "malformed" in 2005 by Sister Hooter and Captain "Sesame Seed" Rogers. It is sometimes called Smagmoid Kids Club or Slackful Kids Club.

Origin[]

Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook version[]

According to the Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook, Shamlicht Boys or "Sham Boys" was formed on August 20, 2005 by Captain "Sesame Seed" Rogers, and Shamlicht Girls or "Sham Girls" was started on September 4, 2005 by Sister Hooter. (This was 2 times 23 years after Discordianism began.) But Sister Hooter, disciplinarian for Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception School for Unwed Mothers, claimed the idea first. This is a claim that Captain “Sesame Seed” Rogers, conductor of the Bonobo Boys Band in Boston, disputed. Fortunately, they agreed to disagree, dropped the argument, and kissed and made up. (This is a good example for kids of “harmonious discord.”) The girls’ and boys’ clubs merged on October 3, 2007 to become the Shamlicht Kids Club.

Disorganization[]

Shamlicht Kids Club is not an organization but a disorganization. The "hierarchy" of nest, tree, grove, forest and the club overall is theoretical. In practice, each nest is completely independent. Nests may band together for a common purpose, but this is usually temporary and for mutual benefit. Anyone can start a nest of Shamlicht Kids Club with no approval needed. However, nests are designed to help prepare kids for life. Nests should emphasize living in love while accepting individual differences (harmonious discord) when feasible and being open to both order and disorder.